Gardening Tip: Aspartame Kills Ants

Gardening Tip: Aspartame Kills Ants
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My wife is phobic about bugs, especially ants, and is always wanting to fog, spray, or smush any that come around = I am much more tolerant of them, as I always hear my Drill Instructor whispering (at 120 decibels) “Private did you eat today”?

I dutifully replied “Sir, YES SIR!”

To which the patient voice menacingly stated – “Then let them eat”.

Anyway – when the lessons learned from the DI hit the lessons learned from angry wife collide – I have to look for bug spray. Continue reading “Gardening Tip: Aspartame Kills Ants”